Time for an Adventure! [Open Post]

[scrums_and_whatnot]

For the last two days, Jake English has been Jakken English, a troll of noble b100d. Some of you may have seen his invitation post two days ago.

Well, today's the day, and worldhoppers have been set up to hop all of Jakken's troll (and otherwise) friends to his personal island for the big adventure!

There's only one problem. Instead of the troll hive that one might have expected, with its tall tower and skull topping the whole shebang, it looks a little different.



Jake is very much back to being human. But FLARP is still on! Whether he likes it or not.

Anyone from the community is welcome to mingle on Jake's island, FLARP, play on the beach, or do whatever you like.

It's a tropical island in the south Pacific, with an active volcano, lush jungles and plains, and a perfect white sandy beach. His house is enormous, if overgrown with pumpkin vines, and the temple down near the volcano is a ripe environment for all sorts of dangerous underground shenanigans. Be careful, though! The island itself is inhabited by dangerous fauna, all strangely resembling the troll's lusi.

And Jake is handcuffed to girl!Sebastian from Glee. Enjoy that.

Comments

[sexbastian]

[he better not, Sebastian will worry even more about being tied to him.]

Not really. [Have a smirk.] What's a sylladex?

[scrums_and_whatnot]

It's the way I hold everything! Just a moment. [They're reaching the beach now and he stops, and holds out a hand as he thinks for a second. There's a second while he mentally shifts things around, then a pair of boxer-style swimming trunks fall into his hands. Then he looks at her and turns bright red] Uh, by not really do you mean you're planning on swimming in the buff?

[sexbastian]

[The kid sure is flexible, Sebastian will remember that.] No, that would be too tacky. I am wearing black underwear, that will work just fine.

[She moves closer to him, smiling and speaking in a husky tone.]

Look at your blushing like a choirboy that good caught doing something inappropriate...

[scrums_and_whatnot]

[Ohhhh, boy. Jake's eyes go rather round as she leans in close, and he wishes he really did have a handkerchief to cover his face.]

Are we doing something inappropriate? Or, you know, about to?

[sexbastian]

[Her eyes glint. At least this one catches things faster than Blaine did. Good.] Depends on what is considered inappropriate here.

Just as a note, I think anyone who wants to talk to Jake or Seb can tag into this thread DX;;

[scrums_and_whatnot]

Well, this is my island, so pretty much what I say goes. [He is still red, but sort of excited and very nervous. This could be his first real kiss - only, wait, is it any more real than the virus ones before? It's still a virus.

He pauses at that thought.] Er, but maybe we shouldn't do anything, actually. Inappropriate anythings, I mean.

[artfulironicist]

[A troll is just suddenly there, his mouth nearly flat, and minutely curved downwards.

He's guessing this is Jakken. It's kind of hard to tell with the entirely different skin colour, and the lack of visual cues like horns, but...oh, good, he's got Jakken's sign on his shirt, even if it's green.]

Sup.

[sexbastian]

[The only part of the virus is the gender change and the handcuff, so the kiss would be pretty real if Sebastian ever gives him one. Jake can be sure about that at least.] We shouldn't be tied to each other either, there's so many things that shouldn't happen.

[Sebastian shrugs and moves an takes a step back, unbuttoning her shirt. She needs to figure out how undress completely while being handcuffed to someone. Then she noticed the blond guy approaching and smiles. She talked to him before.] Hello Dirk.

[scrums_and_whatnot]

Yeah, but-- [Oh thank goodness, Dirk is here. He beams at his friend, who is looking very trollish, but still Dirk, and that's the important thing] Hello there! Er, those sure are some fine looking horns you're sporting.

May I introduce Sebastian? I suppose you've met before?

[artfulironicist]

[Dirrak touches one of his horns, self-consciously.]

Dirrak. I was under the apparently mistaken assumption that Sebastian was male, exclusively due to the fact that I literally saw him in a video.

[sexbastian]

We talked when I was in my real body....and so was him, I don't remember him being this gray. Nice horns, are those sensitive?

[She wants to touch one, she's curious...]

[scrums_and_whatnot]

I think normally Sebastian is a boy, yes! It's rather a boy's name, wouldn't you say?

About the horns...was that the wrong thing to say? Is it awkward to be complimented on your horns? [Jake has a moment of deep thought, dredging up what he remembers of being a troll, and can't recall that particular bit of trivia]

[artfulironicist]

No. ... Thanks. And they're fucking horns, Sebastian, what do you think? They're like any other part of my damn body. My real body.

[He doesn't like all this contemplation on the nature of his existence. Not to mention the only reason he'd think of Sebastian as a boy's name is because he knows a boy who has it. That's where his experience with it ends.]

[sexbastian]

Bodies are sensitive, I can't see why horn shouldn't be either. [She gives him a wink, but keeps her hand to herself.] You are virused too, I take it.

[scrums_and_whatnot]

Strider-- I mean, Stryda and I were both trolls yesterday! But today I'm back to normal, and I guess he is still virused. Or hell, maybe I'm the one who isn't supposed to be human.

[He beams hopefully at Dirrak, not wanting him to feel bad, though in truth he's quite sure that Dirk is the one virused]

[artfulironicist]

[He gives Sebastian a brief, sunglassed glare, and then turns to gaze at Human Jakken. God. GOD, he is such a pitiful dork, even when he's human, trying to make sure Dirrak feels ok. He might even be slightly MORE pitiful, in different ways. Humans are so weak...fuck. He wants to wrap him up in a robotic exoskeleton and make sure he's protected forever.

He turns back to Sebastian and sighs.]

Look, you've got no idea how much I get that from humans. I don't have dicks on my head, no matter how much they look like your weird, human bulges.

[sexbastian]

I never mentioned dicks, but it's interesting to know how your mind works.

[He practically invented glares, Sebastian is beyond being affected by those.] Touching someone's skin feels nice because it's sensitive, it doesn't have to be related to your reproductive organs.

[scrums_and_whatnot]

[Very quickly] There now, chaps, I have a suggestion. Maybe we should stop talking about Mr. Stryda's possible head dicks, not to mention reproductive organs in general, hmm? Let's talk about going and sitting on the beach with our clothes on and having a nice time, since we're here and the day is warm.